do not, i repeat, do not
think about your favorite character’s face when they orgasm, especially after an agonizingly slow build of teasing and foreplay that lasts for hours
don’t imagine the relief in their eyes right before they close them
don’t imagine the sounds of their ecstasy as they finally hit that sweet spot
don’t imagine every line and muscle in their body tense and arching as they ride the aftershocks
don’t imagine the way they sag and pant and smile afterward, drawing their partner close to their sweat-slicked body
just don’t do that to yourself
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"