unit03:

officialvarrictethras:

warning

do not, i repeat, do not

think about your favorite character’s face when they orgasm, especially after an agonizingly slow build of teasing and foreplay that lasts for hours

don’t imagine the relief in their eyes right before they close them

don’t imagine the sounds of their ecstasy as they finally hit that sweet spot

don’t imagine every line and muscle in their body tense and arching as they ride the aftershocks

don’t imagine the way they sag and pant and smile afterward, drawing their partner close to their sweat-slicked body

just don’t do that to yourself

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chubby-bunnies:

wubanger36:

slayboybunny:

6 selfies 2k14 im unstoppable honestly

omfg

<3 ___ <3

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via egg-xcellent)

thagoodthings:

thugger-thugger:

seiras:

sadboy420:

wtf

White ppl are insane omg

no

Wow

thagoodthings:

thugger-thugger:

seiras:

sadboy420:

wtf

White ppl are insane omg

no

Wow

(Source : 180mph, via gonnaslapaboo)

richwhitelesbian:

girls with swords > girls without swords

(via egg-xcellent)

thisisnotblackhistorymonth:

reservoirdoggedness:

Some snippets from all the truth being spoken in the #WhatIsBlackPrivilege hashtag on Twitter right now

This is painful…

(via lalala-sushi)

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

(via egg-xcellent)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source : trashboat, via egg-xcellent)

kingcheddarxvii:


Wikipedia defines a meme as “an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture.” so yeah I’d say Jesus did indeed perform a meme. One might say Jesus performed the biggest meme of all time

kingcheddarxvii:

Wikipedia defines a meme asan idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture.” so yeah I’d say Jesus did indeed perform a meme. One might say Jesus performed the biggest meme of all time

(Source : areolaplane, via egg-xcellent)